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25, Male
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New Jersey
Joined:
10/4/05
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I'm a writer for Awkward Science Films. Drop me a love note if you want me to write something for you. I'll write just about anything.

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Let's see how NG formats this:

INT. BEDROOM - DAY

TERRY'S room door is wide open.

TERRY
Dad! Please! Stop going through my
drawers!

TERRY'S FATHER
This is for your own good!

TERRY'S FATHER rifles through Terry's dresser, throwing pieces
of clothing and valuable jewelry onto the nearby bedding,
when suddenly, he freezes.

TERRY'S FATHER
(disgusted)
Sweet Jesus.

TERRY
Dad! Stop!
CLOSE UP:terry's dresser drawer

A menacing black dildo rests in the center of the drawer, nothing
else around it.

TERRY'S FATHER
(slowly)
Your mother ... she told me that
she thought you were into the
drugs. Maybe some pot. E. Shrooms.
Never ... never would I have
suspected.

TERRY
(nervous)
This is pretty awkward.
EXTREME CLOSE UP:Terry's father's face. horrified.

TERRY'S FATHER
(yelling)
How could you bring this into my
house?!

Terry's father reaches into the drawer and pulls out the dildo.

He shakes it angrily in his daughters direction.

TERRY'S FATHER
(momentarily pausing)
Jeez, this thing is weighty.

Terry's father resumes flapping the menacing dildo around while
yelling at his daughter.

TERRY'S FATHER
(really flapping his gums)
Immoral! Scandalous! Irreverent!
Disrespectful!

On the final flop, the dildo starts to vibrate momentarily.
The vibrations are extremely strong, as if the dildo is run
by a car engine. Terry's father, surprised, drops the dildo
and screams. It falls to the ground, motionless for a few
moments.
EXTREME CLOSE UP: dildo

The dildo begins to vibrate again. Angrily. Terry's father screams
and runs out of the room.


Recent Game Medals

Nerdist 10 Points Get a delightful history lesson. Go to game.
Sophia's Doll 5 Points Find Sophia's Doll Go to game.
Waldo 5 Points Find Waldo Go to game.
Protest 5 Points You oppose SOPA & PIPA Go to game.
Double Defense 5 Points Beat the second boss. Go to game.
Claw Crusher 5 Points Beat the first boss. Go to game.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Go to game.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket. Go to game.
OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers. Go to game.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground. Go to game.


Total Medals Earned: 403 (From 64 different games.)